"Caffeine Before People" Mug - White Ceramic Cup for Anyone Needing a Jolt Before Socializing

The Universal Truth of Morning (or Afternoon)
For anyone who relies on that essential spark—be it coffee, espresso, a strong tea, or a fizzy energy drink—before engaging with the world, the "Caffeine Before People" mug is your official uniform. This simple, sharp mug doesn't discriminate; it champions the power of the stimulant as a non-negotiable step toward being a functioning, social human being.

High-Impact Visibility: The bold, clean message is printed on a premium white ceramic surface, ensuring it stands out whether you're at the kitchen table or on a video call.

Ready for Anything: Made with durable, high-quality ceramic, this mug is designed to handle your daily routine and is completely microwave and dishwasher safe.

Give the Gift of Boundaries:
This is the ideal, relatable gift for the workaholic, the student, the busy parent, or the perpetual introvert—anyone whose first act of the day is fueling up. It's more than a mug; it's a silent request for five more minutes of peace.

Fuel up first. Get your "Caffeine Before People" mug today!

• Ceramic
• 11 oz (325 ml) mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!